Yes, Tramaine is Back

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I, Tramaine, Spokescat for the real world, am back. It has been a tough time around here for a while but things are getting back to normal. My nemesis, the black and white strange feline, has been acting in typical cat fashion. However, that is MY job, not his. He has taken over the bugging at night job. I relished doing that work but, no, he has to get up on the hu-man and do a dance, kneed and basically drive the hu-man to distraction, all part of the catly duties.

Now, I realize that things have changed. And I am now the senior cat as well as the Spokescat in this establishment but I am having a good deal of trouble convincing the black and white that I have that honor. You would think that he could get the idea but, noooooooooooo. He thinks he is the only cat around, ignores my authority completely and does what he pleases.

I have found myself off in a corner purring excessively from time to time. There is a headache in there somewhere. He even has the gall to tell about the litter box. Is there nothing I can do to this vile creature??? He has usurped my authority, taken over all of my jobs in this house, even gotten up in the laps to settle down. And now, he is also doing the nighttime harassing. I cannot live with this. I cannot work under these conditions. Perhaps I will paw in my resignation today. Okay, I’m THINKING about it.

Wait, are those my favorite treats over there in my dish? Am I in meow heaven now? (sounds of slurping and crunching) Maybe I was being a bit hasty about quitting. I could think about it more and see what comes up tomorrow. After all, there still needs to be a Spokescat and I am NOT handing that honor over to that vile little black and white furball!!!!!

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