That Canine Thing!

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Well, since you asked me, I do not like dogs. After all, I am a dignified…..oh, you read that last post…..well, hmmm. As I was saying, I’m a cat. Cats hate dogs. Dogs love cats. Dogs love hu-mans because they give food to them. That’s the only reason that dogs love hu-mans. Otherwise they would love cats better. We do not bribe with food so thats that. But I, Tramaine, will tell this story since I am still Spokescat for this house. (Sometimes I have to state that for the record. I do get some flack from that black and white feline I have to share a house with. It’s a good thing he likes to hide most of the day.)

As I was saying about that canine, she seem to be annoying even to the hu-mans who are never annoyed with ME. The very thought. I am truly a specimen to behold, a perfect cat. Well, I am! Oh go hide in the cat potty, Gizmo. I will talk to you later! So, about that dog. I really need to show you what this dog is all about. She seems to get all the attention these days. The hu-mans even had her outside (I shudder to think of my last trip out. Brings back the nightmare.) to take pictures of her. What the heck. I should have them take pictures of me.

Anyway, here are some of that monstrosity they call a DOOOOG.

It used to be little but somehow, they blew it up. Just look at it. Getting bigger all the time. What’s a cat to do?

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